Hi my name is Sasha. I’m a never-graduator from fall 1 of 23. People say a lot of different things about me, but the thing I hear most consistently is “you have great dental hygiene.” Thanks people.

I’ve been thinking about hygiene a lot recently and I realized there’s a part of my life where I haven’t been able to practice good hygiene. I’m gonna bet it’s a part of your life that’s hard to maintain too. I’m of course talking about your tabs and windows.

So I asked myself “how do you practice good hygiene with teeth” and naturally the answer was Marvis bougie toothpaste.

So the next logical question: Is there toothpaste for web browsers?